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    US and Russian astronauts have had sex in space for separate research programmes on how human beings might survive years in orbit, according to a book published yesterday.

    Pierre Kohler, a respected French scientific writer, says in The Final Mission: Mir, The Human Adventure that the subject is taboo both at Nasa and at mission control in Moscow, but that cosmic couplings have taken place.

    "The issue of sex in space is a serious one," he says. "The experiments carried out so far relate to missions planned for married couples on the future International Space Station, the successor to Mir. Scientists need to know how far sexual relations are possible without gravity."

    He cites a confidential Nasa report on a space shuttle mission in 1996. A project codenamed STS-XX was to explore sexual positions possible in a weightless atmosphere.

    Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version."

    Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

    Mr Kohler says: "One of the principal findings was that the classic so-called missionary position, which is so easy on earth when gravity pushes one downwards, is simply not possible."
    zero G porn can't be far off.

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    i think the best bit is that a group of people somewhere must have spent about a year designing & running computer simulations of it...
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    When you say "guinea pigs"....

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    Imaging the possibilities...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilw View Post
    US and Russian astronauts have had sex...
    there goes the race.
    I always wanted to be asstronaughty.
    Last edited by Hairbautt; 12-04-2007 at 12:04 AM. Reason: Just kidding. Sorta.
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    i would love to go into space, + sex in space? dream come true
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilw View Post
    zero G porn can't be far off.
    Still trying to figure out sex on this planet,
    people in porno films do it in very difficult positions.

    Maybe we should send some of them into space. I'm guessing they will be called pornonauts.
    Last edited by plap; 12-04-2007 at 09:12 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plap View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ilw View Post
    zero G porn can't be far off.
    Still trying to figure out sex on this planet,
    people in porno films do it in very difficult positions.

    Maybe we should send some of them into space. I'm guessing they will be called pornonauts.
    Brilliant!

    Guys, we should start a donation fund to get these porn stars into space. I'll put in $5.

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