I was having a conversation with someone the other day and we, well I , was wondering if anyone new who the oldest and youngest reulars in here are and what age they are? Also what is the average (mean median and mode) age of the folk that frequent this place?
(Before I start and you will soon hope I hadn't bothered I have had to type this out twice and it has taken me bloody ages so mods be kind and please don't close this)
So is this place full of old fogeys or young whippersnappers,
Is it mainly old dogs trying to learn that one last new trick or young upstarts vying for their place at the head of the pride (I'm really gonna have to stop watching the disocovery channel),
Those who have a bus pass and those that can still ride for a 'half',
those whose favourite old cartoon was the raodruner and those that think cartoons weren't around before Dragonball Z,
those who remember Pong and those those can barely remember Sonic,
those who remeber when a 10p mix up meant you got more than one sweet and those who buy all there sweets online,
those who remember when playing stopped when you couldn't see the jumpers for goalposts cause the streetlight was too fat away or those that stop when their connection is cut or there computer crashes,
thoe who could just about fit a fish bowl on their tv or those who could fir sea world more or less on it,
those who remember when didital watches were unheard off or those whose watches can tell you your heartbeat, who far you have travelled, predict the weather in a place you have never even heard off, change the channel, play dvd's and if you can remember the 142 button combination just about tell you the time, unforunately not in this country though,
those that hoped Kazaa was a new form of Bingo or those who thought it was a new character in Harry Potter,
Those who remember 4 channels or those that have rsi from changing channels just to try and get to the one they want to watch,
Those that remember wheere outside is or those that have had to look at google for that information,
Those whose first site of porn was in section four of there science book or those that found it while looking for a vin diesel film,
Those who are trying to relive their youth or those that haven't got to it yet,
Those having a midlife crisis or those that think you are old after you are 25,
Ok so you get the picture and if you don't I have hundreds more of these and I ain't afrid to update this post ...you have been warned.
So does anyone know?
p.s. Lilmiss, a word in your ear.....'keep yer trap shut!!!!'
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