How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[bigboab]

thats Baptists for you, they love being reborn again.

You're only born again once. Just like you are only born physically once.

Prove this statement and you have a pervert convert.

[Biggles]

thats Baptists for you, they love being reborn again.

You're only born again once. Just like you are only born physically once.

unless of course you have been cloned in which case you could be physically born again and again.

[bigboab]

You're only born again once. Just like you are only born physically once.

unless of course you have been cloned in which case you could be physically born again and again.

I forgot about that. Kilmarnock is full of clones.

[chalice]

thats Baptists for you, they love being reborn again.

You're only born again once. Just like you are only born physically once.

What happens if you get all Christian and go to mass and all, then you see this really fit burd whose like a heathen or something, so you lapse and renounce Christ, then she does your head in cuz she's all yappy like so you turf her out and decide that being a Christian wasn't so bad after all so you become a Christian again? And to follow this to it's logical conclusion, you keep doing it everytime you see some fit heathen burd.

[Barbarossa]

clowns

[Biggles]

clowns

to the left of me

jokers to the right

[Sextent]

You're only born again once. Just like you are only born physically once.

What happens if you get all Christian and go to mass and all, then you see this really fit burd whose like a heathen or something, so you lapse and renounce Christ, then she does your head in cuz she's all yappy like so you turf her out and decide that being a Christian wasn't so bad after all so you become a Christian again? And to follow this to it's logical conclusion, you keep doing it everytime you see some fit heathen burd.

That's kind of been your life hasn't it.

Did you see my insight there.

[chalice]

What happens if you get all Christian and go to mass and all, then you see this really fit burd whose like a heathen or something, so you lapse and renounce Christ, then she does your head in cuz she's all yappy like so you turf her out and decide that being a Christian wasn't so bad after all so you become a Christian again? And to follow this to it's logical conclusion, you keep doing it everytime you see some fit heathen burd.

That's kind of been your life hasn't it.

Did you see my insight there.

The yappy, fit burd part was totally autobiographical. I haven't turfed her out yet though. I've only renounced Christ once. Still, time enough.

[Alien5]

@xfrodobagginsx - what if i do decide to get born again by baptists like, but then decide its not for me and do something else? then a week later i want to be re-born again? am i disqualified or put on a waiting list or whatever?

[Snee]

I like how it's the exact same thread everywhere.

Frodo baggins sex? you not another fundalmentalist using religion to disguise your sexual perversions are you?