Give directions, please.Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx
No, that won't get you to heaven.donate to churches is the only way I believe.
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Give directions, please.No, that won't get you to heaven.donate to churches is the only way I believe.
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I'm set. I bought a spot in heaven from this web site reserveaspotinheaven.com for $13.
J/k what a scam that is. I can't believe people get away with this.
The Church (indulgences - sounds like an exotic perfume) did it for years - nice little earner actually. I think if you paid enough you got a really nice plot too.
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It is a bit like the Wizard of Oz isn't it? Tap your heels three times and wish you were thereNo, that won't get you to heaven.donate to churches is the only way I believe.
Sheesh everyone knows that N4riX!
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To hell with the poor then.donate to churches is the only way I believe.
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No they got to use a free pass I understand.To hell with the poor then.donate to churches is the only way I believe.
Living in festering piles of pig's poo was all part of God's plan and as long as they accepted their lot and didn't try to take stuff off the rich folk they got to use their free pass. All seems very fair and reasonable
I have always liked Roy Harper's lyrics on this
The history of religion
Is the history of the State
Incestuous exploiters of
Love, death, hate
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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A bit like a one way bus pass.No they got to use a free pass I understand.To hell with the poor then.
Living in festering piles of pig's poo was all part of God's plan and as long as they accepted their lot and didn't try to take stuff off the rich folk they got to use their free pass. All seems very fair and reasonable
I have always liked Roy Harper's lyrics on this
The history of religion
Is the history of the State
Incestuous exploiters of
Love, death, hate
I remember a Polish fellow who worked in Troon shipyard. When he wanted a single ticket on the bus he asked for 'One no come back to Troon'.
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Please read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it from your heart.
Please read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it from your heart.
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Are you not getting wet and cold standing out there all this time?
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It is all very mantra orientated this way of going to heaven isn't it.
Pray a prayer click your heels and you are good to go. Personally I tend to agree with James and consider that what you actually do has a bearing on things as well.
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J/k what a scam that is. I can't believe people get away with this.
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