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    or maybe we are A.I gone bad ?

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    I blame Deep Thought.

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    Checkmate.

    Or was that Deep Blue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FatBob View Post
    heaven is invite only ?
    We've ALL been invited PERSONALLY by God Himself. All we have to do is accept the invitation by accepting the Savior whom He sent for us (Jesus Christ) as our Lord and Savior.
    An invite to what? ... and doesn't an invite simply require a yes or no thanks? One suspects that yes thanks here has a lot of follow up "dos and don'ts". Nothing is ever easy
    Last edited by Biggles; 12-23-2007 at 07:02 PM.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Ah, I see.
    Getting into heaven is like getting an invite to a torrent-site.

    Think I'll pass....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Broken View Post
    Ah, I see.
    Getting into heaven is like getting an invite to a torrent-site.

    Think I'll pass....
    Now you come to mention it
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    OFFERING: 1 x heaven invite....

    Please PM offers.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    OFFERING: 1 x heaven invite....

    Please PM offers.
    You know too much about how the cawks do business.

    Way too much.

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    You recognise that he does too well. Too well indeed.

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    You could see that I was right about him knowing too much. Way too much see.

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