How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[Snee]

Racist.

[Biggles]

Like.

That's a relief - I didn't fancy trying to do that again

[Broken]

I guess the easiest way would be to buy your way in...
No more uncertainties- You're going up! - Reserve your spot with confidence! Tickets to Heaven Just $12.79!!! Limited Space!!!!

[xfrodobagginsx]

Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.

[Sextent]

You're not even worth the ignore function. Fan-tastic.

[Broken]

Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.

[chalice]

Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.

It will stop when Frodo dies.

Fact.

There is a team of Dawkinists working on his global location as we speak.

[Biggles]

Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.

Dull and pointless and dodgy theology to boot. Your mission should you choose to accept it is to say something even halfway convincing.

[Snee]

That would require independent thought, and not being a fucking stupid mental.


Merry christmas, btw, frodo, you mong.


How about you give us the gift of not coming back here?
In return, we'll promise to not believe less than we already do. Right guys?

[Sextent]

I agree to not believe less than I already do.