How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[masterbat]

Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all pr3ggerz from Teh Forse.19 Joseph was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur".20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a WallCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, "Oh hai! I'm in ur dreemz, givin u messij. Don't be scairdy cat. Take Mary as ur wife - is virjn. But teh Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol! HoverCat is on hur, givn hur feetus, srsly.21 "And she gonna made a son, and you gonna call him Jeezus, cuz he save kittehs frum bein bad kittehs. Kthxbye."22 So all dis was all did cuz Ceiling Cat had sed it wud be. His proffet was all liek:23 "Hay guise, look! teh virjn iz all preggers, and dey gonna call him Immanuel", dat be joospeek for "Ceiling Cat wit us"24 Then Joseph waked up, done wat teh angel frm Ceiling Cat tolded him to, and was all liek "U wit me now lol" at Mary.25 And dey didnt has teh HARBL GOES WHERE!?!? til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jeezus. Ktnx.

[masterbat]

rofl . lol . again lmao

i just cant stop laughing

[Peter North]

Well im out then...

[GepperRankins]

can't wait for the apocalypse. all the fundies can go up to heaven and leave us alone. the ones that got it wrong can STFU about it. we can put out the fires, fix everything with science. a good deal of wars will probably be over for good too

[bigboab]

can't wait for the apocalypse. all the fundies can go up to heaven and leave us alone. the ones that got it wrong can STFU about it. we can put out the fires, fix everything with science. a good deal of wars will probably be over for good too

What are fundies?

[GepperRankins]

can't wait for the apocalypse. all the fundies can go up to heaven and leave us alone. the ones that got it wrong can STFU about it. we can put out the fires, fix everything with science. a good deal of wars will probably be over for good too

What are fundies?

religious fundamentalists :|

[bigboab]

What are fundies?

religious fundamentalists :|

Are you religious? If not, why mention the Apocalypse or Heaven?

[GepperRankins]

religious fundamentalists :|

Are you religious? If not, why mention the Apocalypse or Heaven?

hedging my bets. going with heresy just in case i'm wrong.

i was expecting a novelty boxer shorts joke

[bigboab]

Are you religious? If not, why mention the Apocalypse or Heaven?

hedging my bets. going with heresy just in case i'm wrong.

i was expecting a novelty boxer shorts joke

I am trying out all religions at the moment. just in case. I have reached the Moonies.

[clocker]

[SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman][B]ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?

There are some things that you should know:

OK, who told the Jehovah's Witnesses about the internet?