How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[Sextent]

That's the think about anal beads, at least you know where to find them.

[chalice]

That's the think about anal beads, at least you know where to find them.

fucking

[xfrodobagginsx]

Dude, have some respect. This thread is about God and how to get to heaven. If you want to talk like that, please go elsewhere.

[Biggles]

This thread is magnificent - SGG and I have just chortled our way through three pages of ontological enlightment.

One can always rely on Sextent and Chalice to keep their end up

prolly the beads what does it.

[Alien5]

Dude, have some respect. This thread is about God and how to get to heaven. If you want to talk like that, please go elsewhere.

pwned by Jehovah's witness lol.

[chalice]

Dude, have some respect. This thread is about God and how to get to heaven. If you want to talk like that, please go elsewhere.

If you want us all to agree with you, then perhaps you should go elsewhere.

If you want a theological debate, then I'm your man.

Your one-liners are becoming tiresome. It's all ifs round here.

I suspect, though, as mentioned before, you're just a troll. In which case, that's great. There's been some excellent anti/pro Christ posts made here over the head of you so all's fair.

Did I mention I was Satan/Lucifer/The Lightbringer/Beelzebub/Christopher Biggins/George Bush/Gerry Adams/Ian Paisley?Mohamed/Buddha/Jim Jones/John Lennon/Kali/Kuresh/the Pope/and just about everybody else you care to hate?

God bless ya.

ChaliceofWeeWee

Belfast.

[Alien5]

1-1

[Snee]

You know, I'd have thunk we would lose this one in a post or two after the first. But it seems the ickle kiddywink is chugging along on pure stupid. Bless.

[Sextent]

This thread is magnificent - SGG and I have just chortled our way through three pages of ontological enlightment.

One can always rely on Sextent and Chalice to keep their end up

prolly the beads what does it.

:WAHEY:

Can I get a :wahey: smillie.

[chalice]

Wahey!!