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    Quote Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
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    donate to churches is the only way I believe.
    No, that won't get you to heaven.
    Give directions, please.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaxel21 View Post
    I'm set. I bought a spot in heaven from this web site reserveaspotinheaven.com for $13.

    J/k what a scam that is. I can't believe people get away with this.

    The Church (indulgences - sounds like an exotic perfume) did it for years - nice little earner actually. I think if you paid enough you got a really nice plot too.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by N4riX View Post
    donate to churches is the only way I believe.
    No, that won't get you to heaven.
    It is a bit like the Wizard of Oz isn't it? Tap your heels three times and wish you were there

    Sheesh everyone knows that N4riX!
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by N4riX View Post
    donate to churches is the only way I believe.
    To hell with the poor then.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboab View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by N4riX View Post
    donate to churches is the only way I believe.
    To hell with the poor then.
    No they got to use a free pass I understand.

    Living in festering piles of pig's poo was all part of God's plan and as long as they accepted their lot and didn't try to take stuff off the rich folk they got to use their free pass. All seems very fair and reasonable

    I have always liked Roy Harper's lyrics on this

    The history of religion
    Is the history of the State
    Incestuous exploiters of
    Love, death, hate
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bigboab View Post
    To hell with the poor then.
    No they got to use a free pass I understand.

    Living in festering piles of pig's poo was all part of God's plan and as long as they accepted their lot and didn't try to take stuff off the rich folk they got to use their free pass. All seems very fair and reasonable

    I have always liked Roy Harper's lyrics on this

    The history of religion
    Is the history of the State
    Incestuous exploiters of
    Love, death, hate
    A bit like a one way bus pass.

    I remember a Polish fellow who worked in Troon shipyard. When he wanted a single ticket on the bus he asked for 'One no come back to Troon'.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Please read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it from your heart.

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    Please read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it from your heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
    Please read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it from your heart.
    Are you not getting wet and cold standing out there all this time?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
    Please read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it from your heart.
    Echoes are teh dead spiritual


    It is all very mantra orientated this way of going to heaven isn't it.

    Pray a prayer click your heels and you are good to go. Personally I tend to agree with James and consider that what you actually do has a bearing on things as well.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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