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Thread: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

  1. 12-22-2007, 07:20 PM #261
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
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    We've ALL been invited PERSONALLY by God Himself. All we have to do is accept the invitation by accepting the Savior whom He sent for us (Jesus Christ) as our Lord and Savior.
    You're high, aren't you?
    He will be once they get that cross up.
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  3. 12-22-2007, 08:23 PM Lounge   -   #262
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    Quote Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
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    heaven is invite only ?
    We've ALL been invited PERSONALLY by God Himself. All we have to do is accept the invitation by accepting the Savior whom He sent for us (Jesus Christ) as our Lord and Savior.
    so does my god has a name ?

    what do i call him ?
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  5. 12-22-2007, 08:23 PM Lounge   -   #263
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    and is it true that god hates fat people ?
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  7. 12-22-2007, 08:30 PM Lounge   -   #264
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    yes he does, and retarded people are going to hell also. because they can't confess their sins.

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  9. 12-22-2007, 08:32 PM Lounge   -   #265
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    oh poor timmy .

    so what happens to the animals when they all die ?

    snakes are reborn as stupid satans ?
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  11. 12-22-2007, 08:41 PM Lounge   -   #266
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    Animals don't have souls, so they don't go to heaven or hell.
    That's why it's ok to kill them for fun and food. That's why god put them here.







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  13. 12-22-2007, 08:42 PM Lounge   -   #267
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    i wish we never evovled from monkeys
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  15. 12-22-2007, 08:44 PM Lounge   -   #268
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatBob View Post
    i wish we never evovled from monkeys
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  17. 12-22-2007, 08:44 PM Lounge   -   #269
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatBob View Post
    i wish we never evovled from monkeys
    Thank Jehovah for the royal we.
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  19. 12-22-2007, 08:47 PM Lounge   -   #270
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    god is a bad programmer
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