Piece of cake, convert to the one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.Originally Posted by tralalala
What happens if one is Jew and wants to go to heaven?
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Piece of cake, convert to the one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.What happens if one is Jew and wants to go to heaven?
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I imagine religious people on both sides of the fence (jews/christians) have fairly similar views of the other lots' chances of salvation.Invented what? Jeebus was the one who walked on water (shallow water) and parted a fish between 5 thousand people (a whale obviously).
How do I, a Jew, get to heaven?!
Just look to your own, yeah?
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Why? The guy you believe did all those thingies and told all those tales and stories (I'm going according to Billy Connoly's Crucifixion sketch) - Was jew himself.. Why not follow him all the way and becometh a Jeweth as welleth? Obviously he was doin something right getting a billion people to be loik him.Piece of cake, convert to the one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.What happens if one is Jew and wants to go to heaven?
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As far as I can see the original Jeebus was Jewish and spoke only to Jews - it kind of got out of hand after his death. So he must have been talking about a Jewish heaven. We only get in on default. I think he compared us to dogs getting scraps at the master's table as I recollect.Invented what? Jeebus was the one who walked on water (shallow water) and parted a fish between 5 thousand people (a whale obviously).
How do I, a Jew, get to heaven?!*random smilie usage - never seen this one before*. So I reckon you have first shout although frodosexytime will no doubt tell us there are conditions and small print.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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You don' really have a very firm grasp of what christianity entails, do you?Why? The guy you believe did all those thingies and told all those tales and stories (I'm going according to Billy Connoly's Crucifixion sketch) - Was jew himself.. Why not follow him all the way and becometh a Jeweth as welleth? Obviously he was doin something right getting a billion people to be loik him.
His Given name was Jesus and Christ means Messiah.
merry xmas .
why is christ called christ ?
isnt he Yeshu of Nazareth ?
where did this name jesus christ came from ?
you could have called him timmy
So he was Jesus, The Messiah.oh ok .Yeshu was a fairly popular name - it could just as easily have been Timmy the Messiah
jesus(jesus'ses) dad makes all the decisions , and he is jewInvented what? Jeebus was the one who walked on water (shallow water) and parted a fish between 5 thousand people (a whale obviously).
How do I, a Jew, get to heaven?!
why doesnt timmies talk about jesuses dad ?
no dad = no son you know
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Of course Christians talk about Jesus' Dad as well, he's God like. Kind of pops up the odd time.
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*random smilie usage - never seen this one before*. So I reckon you have first shout although frodosexytime will no doubt tell us there are conditions and small print. 
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