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    Leviticus 17:11
    ‘For the life of the flesh is in the blood, and I have given it to you upon the altar to make atonement for your souls; for it is the blood that makes atonement for the soul.’


    The blood carries water and nourishment to every cell, maintains the body’s temperature, and removes the waste material of the body’s cells. The blood also carries oxygen from the lungs throughout the body. In 1616, William Harvey discovered that blood circulation is the key factor in physical life—confirming what the Bible revealed 3,000 years earlier
    shit

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    Biggles's Avatar Looking for loopholes
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    Like they didn't know 3000 years ago that if you leaked all your blood from what could be a relatively small hole you were fuxorised? Talk about extrapolating from the bleeding obvious! It is like a Monty Python sketch.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


  3. Lounge   -   #513
    rofl

    commonsense FTW

  4. Lounge   -   #514
    anyone remember galileo



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    Quote Originally Posted by FatBob View Post
    anyone remember galileo

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    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FatBob View Post
    anyone remember galileo

    Les might
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


  7. Lounge   -   #517
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Les might


    so how old is biggles , in light years

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    My pedantic science gland is itching

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    As old as my star drive but older than my dilithium crystals.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


  10. Lounge   -   #520
    biggles , have you seen the Prometheus tree when it was really young ?

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