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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Where did all the water come from, and where did it go?
    From the Mediterranean and it stayed in the Black Sea.
    According to this bewk I read a while ago.

    Altho' the book was focused on explaining flood myths in general, the ones that the bloke who wrote about Noah's ark copied. The writer didn't hold much truck with the idea that god spoke with the ark builder - nor with the floating zoo theory, as I recall.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    did they find noahs potty

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    Wow, good job. Evangelism in FST. Just keep spreading the good news. It doesn't matter if people ridicule you TS. Let's see who will have the last laugh comes judgment day.

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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I reckon hell would be a bit like having to read frodo's posts.

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    This is not the best way to win people over to the Lord, do not bible bash,
    as it offends others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by techrad View Post
    This is not the best way to win people over to the Lord, do not bible bash,
    as it offends others.
    It would be hard to be offended at Sexybaggins posts. Amused maybe but not offended.

    Loved Goldstone's post though. You can't beat the old "The gospel is a message of love and anybody who doesn't agree will be tortured for all eternity". It is right up there with "Islam is a religion of peace" and the $cientologist's "we only want to help you".

    The inherent contradiction of belief FTW!
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    I don't believe in life after the death.

    "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit."



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    Quote Originally Posted by techrad View Post
    This is not the best way to win people over to the Lord, do not bible bash,
    as it offends others.
    He's trying to make the religious minded look bad, that's kind of the point.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarter View Post
    I don't believe in life after the death.
    That made me smile a lot "... after the death"

    I think it particularly ironic given your avatar.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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