How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[J-dye]

how to get back to earth when you die in heaven ?

[xfrodobagginsx]

Actually, Christians will be comming back to earth to rule and reign with Jesus Christ as the bible says.

[Snee]

Fuck's sake, let's try giving him nothing to reply to this time.

[mrnobody]

LOL @ TAGS

allah smells like pish, death, flying spaghetti monster, frodo is lucifer., jesus does dallas, jesus fucks ass, jesus stinks, jesus vs superman, les weighs less, sin, than a duck, xenu vs jesus

[Something Else]

If God dropped acid, would he see people? -- Steven Wright

[Something Else]

[Biggles]

Fuck's sake, let's try giving him nothing to reply to this time.

He will just say "look at the first post and pray like fuck"

or words to that effect.

[Alien5]

what happens on page 666?

[Something Else]

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[Something Else]

It's written in NQAS.

http://www.superliminal.com/upsidedown/NQAS.htm

Damnit. Where is snee's upside down text linky.

EDIT: Found it. http://www.revfad.com/flip.html