Waffles?

[jacksensei]

I've got kitchen table and a big ole' bear-shaped bottle of honey, but I'm missing those honeycombed slabs of delicious starch. I'd be much obliged if somebody could help a man get his breakfast on.

I used to be a regular bacon man, if you know what I mean, but the police stole the pig.

If you want ratios or speed tests, I can do it. I just need me a delicious breakfast.

Thank you for your consideration.

Hungry in Japan,
Jack

[t0mmy]

hehe nice request always good to be different

[melatonin]

looks like you u'll be hungry a little more cos invites and disabled at the moment...

[jacksensei]

Ping!

I'm still hungry after all these months. The family's starving. The wife and kids want to just drink the syrup. I told them, "no, that's not how it's done. " Form is important. Syrup goes on waffles, not in mouths. We are not barbarians. Oh breakfast! Oh bacon! Of waffles! Can'st anyone deliver me?

[ch14637]

Very nice and unique request. Nicely done!

[rocky1234]

Awesome request..never read such kinda thing...