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    rite i want to make this topic a thread so i'm gonna update it often and with the help of you guys this will be the biggest one in kl forums so pleaz reply with ur own jokes as well.


    Your kid has been kidnapped


    A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

    She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

    She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

    The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

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    here's another



    Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

    Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

    Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

    The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

    The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

    By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

    The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

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    A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.

    Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."

    Bartender:"What is a B and C?".

    Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."

    Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."

    Bartender: "What's a G and T?"

    Redhead: "Gin and tonic."

    Blonde: "I'll have a 15."

    Bartender: "What's a 15?"

    Blonde: "7 and 7"

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    A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.

    Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."

    Bartender:"What is a B and C?".

    Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."

    Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."

    Bartender: "What's a G and T?"

    Redhead: "Gin and tonic."

    Blonde: "I'll have a 15."

    Bartender: "What's a 15?"

    Blonde: "7 and 7"

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    oops sorry i posted the last one x2



    Slot machine winner
    A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

    She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

    The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"


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    A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.

    Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it.

    Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.

    The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?"

    The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable, write that."

    "Comfortable?" the guy questions.

    "Yes, you see she reads slow."



    this one is a classic

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    Hahahaha o wait i am blonde too

    OOPS

  8. Funny S**t   -   #8
    Originally posted by geitje3@23 July 2003 - 15:13
    Hahahaha o wait i am blonde too

    OOPS
    owned

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    *hwak hwak*
    ClassiC!!!

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