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Thread: An atheist was walking through the woods

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    An atheist was walking through the woods.
    "What majestic trees"!
    "What powerful rivers"!
    "What beautiful animals"!
    He said to himself.

    As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
    bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw
    to strike him.

    At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

    Time Stopped.
    The bear froze.
    The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
    "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
    and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to
    help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

    The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of
    me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps
    you could make the BEAR a Christian"?

    "Very Well," said the voice.

    The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
    dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head
    & spoke:



    Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
    through Christ our Lord, Amen."

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    rofl. Shouldn't of been in the forest in the first place.
    Remember bullets always have the right of way.

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    Lmao

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    hehe, good one

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    hahaha...rofl...nice one

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    hehe good one

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    As an atheist and a bear I take offense with this.




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    lol



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