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Thread: Ferrari Pit Crew

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    The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
    announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British
    governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ unemployable scousers.
    The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
    unemployed Liverpool youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less
    Than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew
    can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech
    gear. This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by Ferrari
    Management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have
    an advantage over every team. However, Ferrari got more than they
    bargained for at the crew's first practice session, not only were the
    Scousers Pit Crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within
    12 seconds they had re-sprayed, Rebadged and sold the vehicle over to the
    MacLaren Team for four bottles of Stella, a gram of speed and a quick
    shifty at Coulthard's bird in the shower.

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    The Passion
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    Lol!
    I enjoyed that!

    And I hate to see a guy get zero replies to a post (it happens to me all too often)
    So here you go, bud!

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    nice 1 m8 !!!!

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    Quite funny.

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    Lol i liked that

    GO SCHUEY!

    Dave

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