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    Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a Fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at The entrance.

    He said, "Welcome to the gentleman's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a special truth mirror. If you look into it and say something truthful, You will be rewarded with your wish.

    But, be warned. If you say something FALSE, you will be immediately sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all Eternity!"

    The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three," and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

    Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most aware of the environmental problems of us three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.

    Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was promptly sucked into the Mirror.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lynx View Post
    George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was promptly sucked into the Mirror.
    lol funny yeah he has no brain

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    Remember bullets always have the right of way.

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    Hehe nice one
    What an ordinary day, the extraordinary way.



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    really enjoyable.........

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    Im not american and i still found that to be funny. True though

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    nice

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    nice one!

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    That was pretty funny.

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