Fill in the empties

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Ungulu walks onto a beach filled with ........... , Ungulu then ........, .......... and .........
Suddenly a ........ ugulus cortex.
Ungulu .......... .......... and surfs down the ........... wave in existence to ..........
Ungulu is then ..........., opens a can of ......... and .........
However, Ungulu does not realize that .............. ............... ................................ ................ ............ .......................

sad story but true.

[chalice]

:cue Robert Shaw who condescends accordingly yet gets eaten by a Great White.

Robert Shaw was the beesnees, like.

[Barbarossa]

Ungulu walks onto a beach filled with corpses, Ungulu then vomits, pisses and shits.
Suddenly a zombie ugulus cortex.
Ungulu falls over and surfs down the energy wave in existence to heaven
Ungulu is then dead, opens a can of worms and masturbates
However, Ungulu does not realize that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.

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Ungulu, however, never saw nothing like robert, shark bees.
Ungulu regarded Chalice as ...... of ....... and merely ..........,
Ungulu moved on to .......... and ..........
triumphant and ...........

[chalice]

:cue Zombie Robert Shaw who doesn't give two fucks about lounge games and proceeds to .......

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agreed ... ..... .....