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Thread: Office Holiday Memo

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    Office Holiday Memo
    To: All Employees
    From: Management
    Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season

    Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).

    1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.
    2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill)
    3. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."
    4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.
    5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.
    6. Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

    In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    Living on the edge BT Rep: +4
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    Aug 2007
    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick View Post

    In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.
    lol how

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    Aaxel21's Avatar AHHHHH!
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    Nov 2007
    What well that just takes all the fun away.
    Remember bullets always have the right of way.


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