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Thread: Twas the night before Christmas (REVISED)

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    Evil9's Avatar Evolved Member
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    Twas the night before christmas
    and all through the house,
    everyone felt shitty,
    even the mouse.


    Mom at the whorehouse,
    dad smoking grass;
    I'd just settle down
    for a nice piece of ass.


    Out on the lawn,
    I heard such a clatter.
    I sprung for my piece
    to see what was the matter.


    When out on the lawn,
    I saw a big dick.
    I knew in a minute,
    it must be St. Nick.


    He came down the chimney
    like a bat out of hell.
    I knew in a moment,
    the fucker had fell.


    He stuffed all our stockings
    with pretzels and beer,
    and a big rubber dick
    for my brother the queer.


    He rose up the chimney
    with a thunderous fart.
    that son of a bitch
    blew my chimney apart.


    He swore and he cursed
    as he rode away,
    piss on you all
    and have a hell of a day!

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    sleepyy's Avatar Old-Fashioned BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    Thanks i like it

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    Actatoi's Avatar 2+2 is 5 if I say so BT Rep: +2
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    Nice one
    What an ordinary day, the extraordinary way.



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