Can God Do Everything?

**clocker** · 12-19-2007, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by Chip Monk

I like to think that God was the original iPhone.

And Steve Jobs likes to think he's God.

**fstrulz** · 12-19-2007, 07:32 PM

If God can do everything, can he make a stone so big, that he won't be able to lift it?

That's why I think the right answer is No.

**Biggles** · 12-19-2007, 07:35 PM

Well there is the paradox between omniscience and omnipotence which suggests one cannot be both. So technically yes if one were to believe in such a God it would seem that there are limitations. How it would work in practice is anyone's guess.

**chalice** · 12-19-2007, 07:43 PM

God is watching you heathens.

There'll be no fucking Skelectric for youse if you don't start taking shit as read.

Santa is Jebus's half-brother, who was fat on account of him not taking that mental fast in the desert thing.

He won't not bring you any presents. He'll just get some hoodies to torch your house on Christmas Eve.

Verily.

**Sextent** · 12-19-2007, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by fstrulz

If God can do everything, can he make a stone so big, that he won't be able to lift it?

That's why I think the right answer is No.

Let us know when you get to your 7th birthday, then we can discuss it further.

**Sextent** · 12-19-2007, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by Biggles

Well there is the paradox between omniscience and omnipotence which suggests one cannot be both.

Explain please.

Double spaced, one side of the paper only, margin to the left.

**Mr. Mulder** · 12-19-2007, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Broken

Yes he can do anything.
But, he won't do anything useful because he's a prick. lol.

win!1.

**chalice** · 12-19-2007, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Sextent

Originally Posted by Biggles

Well there is the paradox between omniscience and omnipotence which suggests one cannot be both.

Explain please.

Double spaced, one side of the paper only, margin to the left.

I was afraid you were gonna ask that.

**Biggles** · 12-19-2007, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Sextent

Originally Posted by Biggles

Well there is the paradox between omniscience and omnipotence which suggests one cannot be both.

Explain please.

Double spaced, one side of the paper only, margin to the left.

Sod off

I have just stuffed my face with chicken Kiev, chips and beans and all the blood has deserted my brain for my stomach. I am just about fit to cope with the sexy lady thread (less distance for the blood to travel)