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    Tongue

    Twas the night before Christmas,
    When all through the house,

    Everybody felt shitty even the mouse.
    With Mom at the whore house,

    And dad smoking grass,
    I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass!

    When out on the lawn I hear such a clatter,
    I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter!

    When out on the lawn I saw a big dick,
    I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.

    He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
    I knew in a moment the fucker had fell!

    He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer,
    And a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.

    He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
    The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!

    He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight,
    Piss on you all and have a Hell of a night!


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    sleepyy's Avatar Old-Fashioned BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    I hear this every year one place or another funny every time i hear it Cheers

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    ^Except i already posted this a couple of posts down on this section.

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    Still is good
    Remember bullets always have the right of way.

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    ya, still good(classic maybe)

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