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  1. 12-23-2007, 01:20 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    There's a mouse in my house. Possibly plural.

    True horror story.

    Got 2 of them ultrasonic mouse head-wreckers. Turned them on last night. About 3am, the meeses were going nuts.

    I'm all scared like.
    Fixed.

    Fuck sake people we want true stories, all this "my mate" or "me missus" stuff is just demeaning. We won't think any less of you for being wanks and wimps.

    Seriously, we won't.

    Honestly.
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  3. 12-23-2007, 01:24 PM Lounge   -   #22
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    I might catch that bastard mouse. I will stake him to a piece of plywood with his guts all hanging out.

    I will post a pic of that disemboweled bastard just before you settle down for your Christmas dinner. Then you'll believe me.

    True story.
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  5. 12-23-2007, 01:31 PM Lounge   -   #23
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    Do not, under any circumstances googleimage the word vivisection.

    Seriously, don't do it.

    Ever.
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  7. 12-23-2007, 01:31 PM Lounge   -   #24
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    goatse is ok but.
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  9. 12-23-2007, 01:34 PM Lounge   -   #25
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    Advice accepted.
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  11. 12-23-2007, 01:37 PM Lounge   -   #26
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    You know it makes sence.
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  13. 12-23-2007, 02:37 PM Lounge   -   #27
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    Pics or it didn't happen.
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