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    My son of 2.5yrs and I are officially not allowed to help with
    decorating the christmas tree.

    We both managed to drop and break one ball each.

    My son now regards xmas tree hanging as
    "Don't touch that!"
    "Don't do that!"

    this family has no perspective, nor humor
    fukin protestants.



    I thought the xmas tree thingy was supposed to be a happy family event,
    not a fascist funeral.

    fukem, we went out and sledged on the ice under full moon instead.


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    I didn't decorate mine either

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    your son is 2.5 years old now?

    Seems like just months ago you were 99%.

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    yeah, i remember the fred and everything and now he's practically a man, rising up from the flames against his mum's fascist tree regime

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    just spoke to grandad,
    he said as he handed me a beer, he gets the fuck away from that perfectionistic ritual,
    it is lethal beyond cannibalism.
    xmas tree nazi's.

    everything better now.

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    Hoi I envy you with a lil one on Christmas its some much fun , my wife and I have my niece's twins over for two sleeps , their 5 years old and so excited .

    I'v never helped with the tree I just sit back and criticize .

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    get your own tree and you and your son can tell her to f off and you to decorate the branch your selves
    im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(trst)n. 1. Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
    2. Custody; care.
    3. Something committed into the care of another; charge.
    4. a. The condition and resulting obligation of having confidence placed in one.
    b. One in which confidence is placed.
    "and Yes people have put trust in me""and i thank you all"

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    Quote Originally Posted by weenden View Post
    get your own tree and you and your son can tell her to f off and you to decorate the branch your selves
    Get one bigger and wider. A real mans tree.

    You can stand it up with a chrome tire rim and hang beer cans and wrenches on the branches.



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    Wow wheres her christmas spirit.
    Remember bullets always have the right of way.

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