Originally Posted by chalice Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad You will be sorry, young cuntfluff! My prized spoon collection will never now be yours. Stick em up yer arse you aul cunt. That's what you've been doing for years anyway. Do you think I'd want them after that? If they're good enough to be stuck up your great-grandfather's arse, then they're good enough to be stuck up yours.
Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad Originally Posted by chalice Stick em up yer arse you aul cunt. That's what you've been doing for years anyway. Do you think I'd want them after that? If they're good enough to be stuck up your great-grandfather's arse, then they're good enough to be stuck up yours. I suppose the siblings will be getting the dildo collection, then? You never liked me.
Originally Posted by chalice Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad If they're good enough to be stuck up your great-grandfather's arse, then they're good enough to be stuck up yours. I suppose the siblings will be getting the dildo collection, then? You never liked me. No, I'm leaving my dildo collection to Arse Cancer Research. I want to give something back.
Originally Posted by arse-shrooms Only Reality can do that and he's a lazy ass-hat. Oh really?
Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad Originally Posted by chalice I suppose the siblings will be getting the dildo collection, then? You never liked me. No, I'm leaving my dildo collection to Arse Cancer Research. I want to give something back. That's you all over that is. Mum's got mercury poisoning cuz of rubbing your spoons in her cell all day.
Originally Posted by chalice Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad No, I'm leaving my dildo collection to Arse Cancer Research. I want to give something back. That's you all over that is. Mum's got mercury poisoning cuz of rubbing your spoons in her cell all day. Well. she shouldn't've gone to Mercury then. I warned her, I did. But would she listen?
Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad Originally Posted by chalice That's you all over that is. Mum's got mercury poisoning cuz of rubbing your spoons in her cell all day. Well. she shouldn't've gone to Mercury then. I warned her, I did. But would she listen? She can't listen on account of the ear-plugs and blindfold. Don't have me to air our family laundry on the interweb, pops.
Originally Posted by chalice Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad Well. she shouldn't've gone to Mercury then. I warned her, I did. But would she listen? She can't listen on account of the ear-plugs and blindfold. Don't have me to air our family laundry on the interweb, pops. Alright then, fruit of my loins. You can have the spoons.
Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad Originally Posted by chalice She can't listen on account of the ear-plugs and blindfold. Don't have me to air our family laundry on the interweb, pops. Alright then, fruit of my loins. You can have the spoons. Sorted. Win!! I love you dad.
Originally Posted by chalice Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad Alright then, fruit of my loins. You can have the spoons. Sorted. Win!! I love you dad. I love you too, son. All's well that ends well.
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