They Say That Men Don't Understand

[tite-wad]

If either of you were men for a day, you'd be so busy playing with "it" that you'd get nothing else done!

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 15:16
I've always wondered what it would be like to have a penis fully in control

thanks for the shower head missy&#33; >_<
/me slopes off to the bathroom........

a man control his penis?
that&#39;ll be the day&#33; :-"
my boyfriend cant even control his when he pee&#39;s.
(he has a ring, and it sprays all over the seat, floor, wall.... )

[Skweeky]

erm, no, I&#39;m sorry, I meant it differently. I&#39;d like to know how it would be to be controlled by a penis.


and tite-wad, you don&#39;t need a penis to be able to play with &#39;it&#39; all day long

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 15:27
erm, no, I&#39;m sorry, I meant it differently. I&#39;d like to know how it would be to be controlled by a penis.

brilliant.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by Skweeky@26 July 2003 - 10:27
and tite-wad, you don&#39;t need a penis to be able to play with &#39;it&#39; all day long

True.


And a very nice thing that is too&#33;

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 08:24
(he has a ring, and it sprays all over the seat, floor, wall.... )[/color]

Maybe people aren&#39;t meant to wear cattle jewelery.

12 million years of evolution (perfect urination) and he has to modifiy it one day.

[Lilmiss]

maybe, but i urge every girl to get there boyfriend done.
its magic.

[chalkmongoose]

Uggh... I&#39;d never get a Prince Albert. If me woman wanted me to get one, I&#39;d strongly advise her to get her bits pierced first, and I mean all ah&#39; her bits.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 16:58
maybe, but i urge every girl to get there boyfriend done.
its magic.

So what you&#39;re saying is we should all go to a place and get some Prick to Prick our little Pricks and shove a keyring through them

Ummm, I quite like mine how it is really So I think I&#39;ll pass

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@26 July 2003 - 17:03
I&#39;d strongly advise her to get her bits pierced first, and I mean all ah&#39; her bits.

my mum has both nipples done, and is getting her "mary" done soon too. good on her. i keep telling her she should put string between her two rings and pull. instant wonderbra.

@ jonno, you like it now.....
my bloke says it increases his sexual pleasure too, the only other thing that does that is beer.