They Say That Men Don't Understand

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@26 July 2003 - 18:27
anyone else feel left out?

:'(

I don't feel left out

Jonno B)

[chalkmongoose]

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[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by tite-wad+26 July 2003 - 17:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 26 July 2003 - 17:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalkmongoose@26 July 2003 - 12:54
... when I have kids ....

Brrrrrrrr&#33; - Did anyone else just get a cold chill? [/b][/quote]
My kids are going to quite bizarre, coming from me.

[Lilmiss]

:">

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 18:43
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Very nice, like a sunday roast...........could eat off that

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

eek, jonno.
youre getting gravy in my belly button.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@26 July 2003 - 19:53
eek, jonno.
youre getting gravy in my belly button.

Ummmmmm Me go get straw

Jonno B)

[Assultsniper]

Originally posted by Spindulik+26 July 2003 - 09:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spindulik @ 26 July 2003 - 09:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by Spindulik@25 July 2003 - 22:52
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@25 July 2003 - 16:32

Sorry to inform you that God HAS to be a man.
Jesus was born from Mary, right?
Jesus was also Gods son.
So unless God and Mary were lesbians, and they had in vitro fertilisation in that era, God had to be male.
Quite frankly, I just think that Mary dearest just had a little hanky panky on the side, and she invented that story about the Holy Ghost stopping by in order not to get caught.

This is GREAT&#33;

Lesbianism factor proves God is heterosexual.

All boils down to Mary&#39;s Hanky Panky. You never heard in the Bible about Jesus as a toddler or teenager. I guess that "fling" with Mary had to come up again (no Maury Povich paternity shows in those days), so Jesus was there for the rescue to continue his mother&#39;s alabi, in his 30&#39;s. One elaborate story led to another. Stone age Soap Opera.

Wait a minute&#33; I just remembered. The key word is "virgin Mary" or Virgin Mother, so God could be a lesbian.

But whatever the situation, in order to keep her title, poor Joseph was getting no action. [/b][/quote]
Maybe aliens inpregnated her to create a messenger and maybe people thought that the aliens were gods that would explain the virgin mary stuff.
And maybe humans are a cloned species the bible said that Eve was made from Addams rib maybe she was cloned?

And when people said they saw a light and they started flying into heaven maybe it was aliens carrying them into space&#33;

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Assultsniper@26 July 2003 - 13:08
Maybe aliens inpregnated her to create a messenger and maybe people thought that the aliens were gods that would explain the virgin mary stuff.
And maybe humans are a cloned species the bible said that Eve was made from Addams rib maybe she was cloned?

And when people said they saw a light and they started flying into heaven maybe it was aliens carrying them into space&#33;

That could explain the STAR&#33;

Wouldn&#39;t it be something. If we could send a ship into space, to another planet. Then somehow screw that whole planet up by being a god for a brief moment, then leave that planet, never to return (due to lack of Space Funds for future trips).

[Assultsniper]

Originally posted by Spindulik+26 July 2003 - 15:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spindulik &#064; 26 July 2003 - 15:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Assultsniper@26 July 2003 - 13:08
Maybe aliens inpregnated her to create a messenger and maybe people thought that the aliens were gods that would explain the virgin mary stuff.
And maybe humans are a cloned species the bible said that Eve was made from Addams rib maybe she was cloned?

And when people said they saw a light and they started flying into heaven maybe it was aliens carrying them into space&#33;

That could explain the STAR&#33;

Wouldn&#39;t it be something. If we could send a ship into space, to another planet. Then somehow screw that whole planet up by being a god for a brief moment, then leave that planet, never to return (due to lack of Space Funds for future trips). [/b][/quote]
Think about it why would aliens visit us since humans are incredibly violent and agressive we&#39;d nuke em&#33;