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    Originally posted by Spindulik+25 July 2003 - 22:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spindulik @ 25 July 2003 - 22:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@25 July 2003 - 16:32

    Sorry to inform you that God HAS&nbsp; to be a man.
    Jesus was born from Mary, right?
    Jesus was also Gods son.
    So unless God and Mary were lesbians, and they had in vitro fertilisation in that era, God had to be male.
    Quite frankly, I just think that Mary dearest just had a little hanky panky on&nbsp; the side, and she invented that story about the Holy Ghost stopping by in order not to get caught.
    This is GREAT&#33;

    Lesbianism factor proves God is heterosexual.

    All boils down to Mary&#39;s Hanky Panky. You never heard in the Bible about Jesus as a toddler or teenager. I guess that "fling" with Mary had to come up again (no Maury Povich paternity shows in those days), so Jesus was there for the rescue to continue his mother&#39;s alabi, in his 30&#39;s. One elaborate story led to another. Stone age Soap Opera. [/b][/quote]
    Wait a minute&#33; I just remembered. The key word is "virgin Mary" or Virgin Mother, so God could be a lesbian.

    But whatever the situation, in order to keep her title, poor Joseph was getting no action.

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    Originally posted by Spindulik@26 July 2003 - 15:06
    But whatever the situation, in order to keep her title, poor Joseph was getting no action.
    You forgot about the sheep.
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    Originally posted by lynx+26 July 2003 - 07:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 26 July 2003 - 07:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spindulik@26 July 2003 - 15:06
    But whatever the situation, in order to keep her title, poor Joseph was getting no action.
    You forgot about the sheep. [/b][/quote]
    The was no such thing as virgin sheep back then, Even virgin wool&#33;

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    Originally posted by Spindulik@26 July 2003 - 15:18
    The was no such thing as virgin sheep back then, Even virgin wool&#33;
    There&#39;s Virgin Trains, and they&#39;re f*cked.
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    Originally posted by lynx+26 July 2003 - 09:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 26 July 2003 - 09:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spindulik@26 July 2003 - 15:06
    But whatever the situation, in order to keep her title, poor Joseph was getting no action.
    You forgot about the sheep. [/b][/quote]

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    Originally posted by Ron@26 July 2003 - 02:01
    Women have multiple orgasms.
    Giving birth is the price they have to pay for that.
    I know some men who can have mutiple orgasms too. But I guess you&#39;re too old for that

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    but isnt it great being a girl skweeky?
    one is never enough.
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    hehe, exactly. And taking a bath or shower just doubles the fun

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    :"> pass the soap skweek. :-"

    i love to be a man for a day though.
    just to see how it feels.
    no more than a day though, i like being a girl too much.
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    /me throws the soap at lilmiss

    you want to borrow my special shower head too?


    Yeah, I&#39;d love to be a man for one day too. I&#39;ve always wondered what it would be like to have a penis fully in control

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