depends on whether u r a man or a woman
Children herders are breeders
children should not be born
children kill life
kiddies are magic
the younger you are the closer you are to puerety
parents suxors 101
kids suxors £££
they are me
stfu
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i once owned a fish
shhhhh let him sleep
kids are the hardest to take care of when they are under the age of 5. They make you run everywhere
To see the world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour.
No. Having kids is overrated.
I have 4 of them
I'm getting Grey hairs and high blood pressure is a normal thing in my house.. If I could go back in time I would still do it again though because you can't beat being a dad! Having little ones around you looking up to you and it's something you will only experience once you have done it, looking after someones child ain't the same so you can't use that as an excuse for never wanting any.
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Bein' A Dad By Loudon Wainwright III
Bein' a dad isn't so bad
Except that you gotta feed 'em
You gotta shoe 'em and clothe 'em
And try not to loathe 'em
Bug 'em and hug 'em and heed 'em
Bein' a dad can sure make you mad
Man it even can drive you crazy
It's as hard as it looks
You gotta read them dumb books
And you end up despising Walt Disney
Bein' a dad starts to get radical
When they turn into teenagers
You gotta tighten the screws
Enforce the curfews
Confiscate weapons and pagers
But a daughter and son
Can be sort of fun
Just as long as they don't defy you
They'll treat you like a king
They'll believe anything
They're easy to frighten and lie to
Bein' a dad (bein' a dad)
Bein' a dad (bein' a dad)
Bein' a dad can make you feel glad
When you get paperweights and aftershave lotions
Yeah it feels pretty great when they graduate
That's when you're choked with emotions
But bein' a dad takes more than a tad of
Good luck and divine intervention
You need air-tight alibis
Fool proof disguises
Desperation's the father of invention
So sometimes you take off
For a few rounds of golf
And you stay away for half of their lifetimes
The result of it all is
You're captured and hauled up
Before a tribunal for dad crimes
Bein' a dad (bein' a dad)
Bein' a dad (bein' a dad)
Bein' a dad can make you feel sad
Like you're the insignificant other
Yeah right from the start
They break your heart
In the end every kid wants his mother
Bein' a dad (bein' a dad)
Chalice I love you as much as I love LW III
Which is a lot.
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