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    Sextent's Avatar Version Five
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    Unless you're a Scot. Or Peabody.

    An on duty Gendarme spots a hire car approaching the Champs Elysees with
    a front light out. He beckons the driver to pull over, which he does and
    winds his window down. The Officer has a good look inside the car and
    notices that the driver and passenger are Siamese twins, Boaby & Davy.

    Instead of making an issue over the 'light-out' situation he engages them
    in some friendly chat.

    Gendarme: Ah, you are on holiday my friends?

    Davy: Aye, that's right big yin. We've been coming every September
    weekend for the last 9 years.

    Gendarme: So I guess you come to France to get away from ze rainy
    weather you have in Ecosse?

    Davy: Naw, it nearly always pishes doon when we come here. Your
    weather's nae better than oors, in't that right Boaby?

    Boaby: Aye.

    Gendarme: Zen I take it you are here to enjoy our delicious French food,
    very healthy.

    Davy: Naw, yer food's mingin big man, everything reeks of garlic. We've
    brought a box full of sarnies to avoid eating your crap.

    Gendarme: Zen you must be here to drink our famous wines and cognac,
    surely.

    Davy: Yer swally's boggin, we've hid tae bring a kerry oot. In't that
    right Boaby?

    Boaby: Aye.

    Gendarme (by now ever so slightly bemused): Well in that case you must
    be here to see the Parisienne madamoiselles, ze most beautiful women in
    Europe.

    Davy: Yer kiddin in't ye! The burds here are dugs, ah widnae touch them
    wae yours big yin.

    Gendarme (by now rather irate): Zen why do you people come to our
    country if everysing ees so bad?

    Boaby: It's the only chance oor Davy here gets tae drive!

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    I got it.

    I'm Peabody, I suppose...
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    I got it.
    Really, I'm seriously impressed.

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    took me a while, i'd forgotten they were siamese by the end of the joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilw View Post
    took me a while, i'd forgotten they were siamese by the end of the joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilw View Post
    took me a while, i'd forgotten they were siamese by the end of the joke
    I forgot what siamese meant.

    Now I get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossco View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ilw View Post
    took me a while, i'd forgotten they were siamese by the end of the joke
    I forgot what siamese meant.

    Now I get it.

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    too...many...letters...

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    Stupid frogs

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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