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    Did you hear about the man who snorted powdered egg.

    He choked on his own omelette.

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    Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    What's orange and sounds like a parrot.

    A carrot.

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    Did you hear about the magic tractor?

    It drove up the road and turned into a field.

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    What do you call half a rabbit.

    Rab

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    What do you call a dead wasp?

    A Was.

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    Why did the pervert cross the road.

    Because his cawk was up the chicken's arse.

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    Where does Sadam Hussein keep his CD's.

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    What's the difference between a group of blondes and a circus.

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    As the elephant said to the naked man "It looks nice but how the hell are you supposed to eat with that?"

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