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This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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sex a wolf in a bag
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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes.
Spoiler: ShowNothing. You already told her twice
Sorry about that one.
Now go away.
sex a wolf in a bag
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What's Pink and Hard.
Spoiler: ShowA pig with a flick-knife.
Now go away.
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A penguin walks into a bar and ask's the barman "Have you seen my brother"
The barman replies "What does he look like?"
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A man walked in to a bar and said ouch
Dexter's Apprentice.
My mate lived in a tyre,then he got a puncture,he now lives in a flat.
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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How do you catch a rabbit?
Stand outside it's burrow and make a noise like a lettuce.
Version Five
I chuckled :earl:Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
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It started me thinking reflectively upon the sounds of vegetables. Potatoes would be all like "thunk" whereas lettuce would sound a bit like seaweed. Celery would be a snappy scrapey sound and asparagus would sound like a sword being unsheathed.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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Version Five
Cucumber would make a popping sound.
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