Did you hear about the man who snorted powdered egg.
He choked on his own omelette.
Did you hear about the man who snorted powdered egg.
He choked on his own omelette.
Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It drove up the road and turned into a field.
Why did the pervert cross the road.
Because his cawk was up the chicken's arse.
Where does Sadam Hussein keep his CD's.
Spoiler: ShowIn A raq
Now go away.
What's the difference between a group of blondes and a circus.
Spoiler: ShowIn a circus you get a Cunning array of Stunts
Now go away.
As the elephant said to the naked man "It looks nice but how the hell are you supposed to eat with that?"
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