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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    there's a moose in my loft. i heard it messing around last night, running aboot and stuff.

    should i go up there and kill it? what if its too fast for me?

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    How exactly was it "messing around". Are you Karl Pilkington at all.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    it was just fucking about, i heard it running around and laughing in its moose voice.

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    a moose is bringing back his dates to your loft?

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    maybe? he's there illegally though and maybe looks something like this


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    a moose is bringing back his dates to your loft?
    How do you know it's a he, nazi.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    all the girl mooses I know are real sluts and they would just go for the quicky in the back of the car

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    all the girl mooses I know are real sluts and they would just go for the quicky in the back of the car
    Fair point, I never thought it thro'.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    I'd have thought you'd have had your fair share of mooses as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    I'd have thought you'd have had your fair share of mooses as well
    Nah, I've got those things that annoy the fuck out of mooses and wee birds. You just plug it in and they don't hang aboot the hoose.

    True story.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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