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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    Arse Spider: Tenacious well knotted winnit that cannot be removed without bringing 8 spindly hairs with it.

    Audition the finger puppets: A single-act, one man show not suitable for children . Autograph the gusset. To allow the turtles head to sign the inside of your underpants.

    Beef box: A container into which sausages are put.

    Bum Goblin: A gnarled malevolent turd that jumps out behind you casting a painful spell on your ringpiece!

    Chugnuts: Extremely large piles.

    Crunchie: A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.

    Disco fanny: The full strength flavour achieved after 6 hours on a dance floor in PVC trousers.

    Ditch Pig: Affectionate term for an ugly fat girl.

    Frog: A formidable blast from the spunk trumpet where the ladies cheeks puff out like a bullfrog's.

    Drown some kittens: To drown a litter of small stools.

    Face fannies: Sideburns.

    Fizzy gravy: Rusty water, diahorrea.

    Hand-to-gland combat: Vigorous three minute bout of gladiatorial combat involving a spam javelin.

    Mexican lipstick: Embarrassing facial tide mark found after eating out lady who was up on the blocks.

    Ming the merciless: Death by chocolate starfish.

    Opera house: A large vagina, with heavy pink safety curtains.

    Starfish Trooper: An Arsestronaut'..

    Up on the blocks: Monthly MOT failure due to recurring leak under the Beatle Bonnet.

    Wet as an otters pocket: Descriptive as to the moistness of a ladies kipper mitten.

    X-Piles: Unwanted visitors from Uranus.

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    Cheers for the afternoon filth.


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    You kiss your mother with that mouth?
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    I'm off to hunt Ditch Pigs. L8rz.


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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker View Post
    You kiss your mother with that mouth?
    i kiss a lot of peoples mothers with this mouth.

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