I have an invite to this tracker called ScT...anyone want it? FOR FREE? :D

**deathking81** · 01-09-2008, 05:38 AM

1. no shizzle thats my homie nizzle, the garden gnome (taken when he was manyafaktchured (i cant spell crap) in the 1800's when black an white cameras were as grainy as whole wheat. (haha that was the worst pun ive ever made since this one(that was just a bad joke that didnt make sense(lets see if we can win the guiness world record for most parentheseez in one sentence(im done now(nvm(k now is good))))) U can see resemblence quite obviously :

2. ya i think i shud get these invites cuz my jokes r cornier than a freshly baked corn muffin. Also i dont really have an access to 0day stuff or a girlfriend, so this would help me finding a hot 0day pack and a girlfriend with hopefully under 1 gb of RAM but a really nice watercooling case (gb of ram = smartness, watercooling case = nice ass n tits n all (hey i wonder what a pu**y looks like(maybe in my dreams ill find out(but who the hell has dreams about gross stuff like that(shit here we are with the parentheseez agian(how the fuck do u spell parentheses(oh there we have it(now guiness time(i wasnt talking about the record i was talking about getting me some alchohol(shit im underaged but i got my fake id(well i dont but i'd like one(well im 14 so i couldnt even pass as a 25 year old(how are my side thoughts for you(imagine having useless junk like this in your head(thats why you should give me sct(it would remove junk(but hopefully ill still have some junk in my trunk)))))))))))))
3. i have always shaken my package while wearing spandex in the mirror. the great deed was i never told anyone, or showed anyone. thats why no one knows. not even you. this is a dream. punch yourself and find out if it is. but i think a guy with package shaking skills should get sct, esp. since sct is known to help you get a girlfriend.
4. well i figured id make my own section, the funny ebay auction section. i searched vinyls hoping to get records, and hot male underwear came up : http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-Mens-Sexy-Op...QQcmdZViewItem

i spent like 1 hr 20 mins on this (minus an hour(add two seconds(divide that by 3(it may equal 23(is this quantum physics yet(speaking of physics, fizix is a really delicious alternative to brand-name gogurt tube-yogurts. It is more delicious and fizzes in your mouth, allow you know know and understand quantum physics at an increased rate(its like hacks for life(here is the link(haha u can view hacks for real life(its almost like pirating hardware(but not rlly(here is the link(wait lemme get the ginuess first(shit idn how the hell to spell this crap(k here it is http://www.yoplait.com/products_fizzix.aspx))))))))))))))))))))))))

k done gimme sct

**jwsisliving1** · 01-09-2008, 05:40 AM

1. Man sticking arm up woman's birth canal

2. I am more awesome than everyone because me am great student who learn to learn to read good and put good words together to form sentences to impress the hot foxes at FST.

3. Gave dollar to hungry hooker.

4. Deathking81 man you didn't follow the rules. Your a word abuser. 5 words or less mofo. I'm going to call my friends at the library and we're going mess you up with our dictionaries. We got the power of Knoledga and we 're bad ass. OOOOOhhhhhh yyyyyeeeeaaaaahhhh, feel the thunder!!!

5. My UNIVERSAL theory about mass and gravity and the relationship to energy using quantum mechanics is that if you throw a fat person in the air they will fall down quicker.

6.I make you pictures

**orfik** · 01-09-2008, 05:43 AM

1. The antichrist. You can see its wings.

2. I don't deserve shit. Ask my P.O.

3. Covered up a conspiracy reaching into the deepest levels of our government for the psychological well-being of the American people. You're welcome.

4. Rules are meant to be broken. So are dreams.

5. Can't help you there, buddy. But I assume whoever has the answer could just buy an SCT invite with their Nobel money.

I don't want the invite, btw; just killing time. Fun contest.

**deathking81** · 01-09-2008, 05:43 AM

Originally Posted by jwsisliving1

4.

Originally Posted by singing_sol

can i have it

Quiet man, you need you need to put a lid on it. I can't hear myself think with all that yapping your doing.

i think u beat my in corny jokes, tho im pretty sure u just have the sense of humor as a green bran muffin straight from the farm.

**inFormal** · 01-09-2008, 05:48 AM

1 = ultrasound picture...
usually you do it for unborn babies... inside the woman's womb
but you may say it very much looks like a duck... although it doesn t walk and talk like a duck

2 why me ?
easy... some guys love me... some guys hate me... (i m not gay btw... although it's okay to be super*gay)
i ve been trying to get into SCT for over 6 months... and i m hopping that this is my lucky year (the Year of the Rat.... - although i m not chineese.... and in my country the New Year always brings great political scandals + big corupcy discoveries)
other than that... i m just your average blond 6f3" .torrent freak

3 Nobody Knows... that in 2007 i ... helped an old lady accross the street... while teaching a Cambodgian refugee who to use utorrent on my Mobile phone(while using the Mobile Ymessenger) while my PC back home was Uploading the hell outta some torrents

PS. i can t count to seven
PS#2 : i can make you a bet that Hillary nor the Afro-American candidate are NOT going to be allected President of The USA

**jwsisliving1** · 01-09-2008, 05:53 AM

Originally Posted by deathking81

Originally Posted by jwsisliving1

4.

Quiet man, you need you need to put a lid on it. I can't hear myself think with all that yapping your doing.

i think u beat my in corny jokes, tho im pretty sure u just have the sense of humor as a green bran muffin straight from the farm.

Actually recheck my cheesy post. I came up with an even cheesier diss. I am the cheese master.

I like to eat cheese.

**deathking81** · 01-09-2008, 06:02 AM

Originally Posted by jwsisliving1

Originally Posted by deathking81

i think u beat my in corny jokes, tho im pretty sure u just have the sense of humor as a green bran muffin straight from the farm.

Actually recheck my cheesy post. I came up with an even cheesier diss. I am the cheese master.

I like to eat cheese.

yeah u r one cheesy person, but check my post mr.DICKtionary (hah that was a corny one rite there) i said my jokes were corny not cheezy.
also u had 2 edit ur post to keep up with mine. i ddint need to edit once. i think that makes me the winner. i win. u eat cheez. we r da happy famileez.

**jwsisliving1** · 01-09-2008, 06:35 AM

Originally Posted by deathking81

Originally Posted by jwsisliving1

Actually recheck my cheesy post. I came up with an even cheesier diss. I am the cheese master.

I like to eat cheese.

yeah u r one cheesy person, but check my post mr.DICKtionary (hah that was a corny one rite there) i said my jokes were corny not cheezy.
also u had 2 edit ur post to keep up with mine. i ddint need to edit once. i think that makes me the winner. i win. u eat cheez. we r da happy famileez.

LOL, yeah your right. I got the wrong food