I Would Kill Someone For A Cigarette Right Now

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+28 July 2003 - 05:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS &#064; 28 July 2003 - 05:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Well, i do watch it.......and i sorta exercise &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;

Put it this way.........i do burn cal&#39;s &nbsp; [/b]

Well, I&#39;m sure your palm is very muscular then.


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Ooooo, the fecking lifeboat maroons just went up and made me jump so me nads came thru me nose

Jonno B)[/quote]


JONNO, that was unintelligible even for you&#33;

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 10:22



JONNO, that was unintelligible even for you&#33;

Ok, I&#39;ll agree but I have no idea what that means

What does &#39;unintelligible&#39; mean??

See, I even had to copy and paste the word cos i can&#39;t spell it

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Well, I undersood part of it... but what&#39;s a "lifeboat maroon"?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 10:30
Well, I undersood part of it... but what&#39;s a "lifeboat maroon"?

It&#39;s like a flare they send up that makes an amazingly loud Bang, to signal the crew are needed

They have Beepers but still use the bloody maroons that give everybody a nervous disposition

Therefore, when they go off (twice) and you are concentrating,.......the resulting shock, sends your nads thru your nose

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 05:35
It&#39;s like a flare they send up that makes an amazingly loud Bang, to signal the crew are needed

They have Beepers but still use the bloody maroons that give everybody a nervous disposition

Therefore, when they go off (twice) and you are concentrating,.......the resulting shock, sends your nads thru your nose

Jonno B)

Wow&#33;

That post was 100% totally coherent...

• I didn&#39;t know you could do that JONNO&#33;

Oh, and the maroons sound bloody annoying then.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 10:40
coherent...

That&#39;s something to do with glue ain&#39;t it

Yes, when I need to, I can actually make sense

So if you need to ask something serious, you have to tell me you want a real answer, and I will go into my alta ego, Jonny Who has slightly more brain power than me.........

Tell me about it

I told you, you&#39;ve done your bit, now stfu

Sorry Tite Wad, just ignor Jonny, he&#39;s to clever for his own good

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Don&#39;cha just hate it when the voices think they know best?

I mean... if they&#39;re so feckin smart... why are they inside my head&#33;

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 10:50
Don&#39;cha just hate it when the voices think they know best?

I mean... if they&#39;re so feckin smart... why are they inside my head&#33;

Yeah Jonny tries to act all smart but he don&#39;t like it when I punish him by drinking whiskey

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 July 2003 - 05:59
Yeah Jonny tries to act all smart but he don&#39;t like it when I punish him by drinking whiskey &nbsp;

Jonno B)

Heh heh&#33;

That&#39;ll teach ol&#39; Jonny&#33;


I tried to get rid of mine by sticking fire-crackers in my ears -

• - I don&#39;t know why, but now theirs are the only voices I can hear.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tite-wad@28 July 2003 - 11:22

Heh heh&#33;

That&#39;ll teach ol&#39; Jonny&#33;


I tried to get rid of mine by sticking fire-crackers in my ears -

• - I don&#39;t know why, but now theirs are the only voices I can hear.

What???

I often stick objects up my nose hoping to stab the little sh1t

Haha, missed me

Oooo Where&#39;s that pen

Jonno B)