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    NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him.
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/...ris_lawsuit_dc

    How can he deny facts? all of those facts have been proved for like million times now! o:

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    steven seagal would never sue that which makes him eternal.

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    I really like those facts. Alot of them are really funny
    He says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.
    I mean come on does he think the world is that retarded that we would believe half the shit it says in those facts. He just wants more money

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    Quote Originally Posted by lostdemon View Post
    He just wants more money
    Chuck Norris doesn't need money...who would deny him anything?

    You're on his "list" now, BTW.
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    fuck chuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by lostdemon View Post
    I really like those facts. Alot of them are really funny
    He says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.
    I mean come on does he think the world is that retarded that we would believe half the shit it says in those facts. He just wants more money
    If he has been talking to his fans he may well have reason to believe they would believe this stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    steven seagal would never sue that which makes him eternal.
    There is no "Steven Seagal" you only think there is because here in the mind of Chuck Norris,[where we all dwell] he's thinking theres a "Steven Seagal" for reasons of his own....


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    wow chucky

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