Why not?
Because that wouldn't be fair.
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
Would hanging yourself from a tree in the backyard be to much to ask![]()
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. (Terry Prattchet)
Can't be bovvered to actually read that, but from what I gathered you two girls should have lezzed out right away.
That's like saying having 1 arm is the next best thing to having 2 arms... It still sucks.
Phone sex is just wanking and pretending to listen to someone else wanking. They're probably faking it anyway, while they have you on speakerphone to all their mates
If you're so worried about STDs may I suggest a blowjob?
Especially if you're intending on getting married soon, as once that happens they tend to occur only very infrequently...![]()
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