The "yeehaw" section with 600lb women struggling to breath.
What would you do without Walmart?
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The "yeehaw" section with 600lb women struggling to breath.
What would you do without Walmart?
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Meg's favourite is The Isle of Man.Originally Posted by Stehle
Somewhat coincidentally his favourite aisle is women's underwear.
But only because he's a crossdresser.
No need to be weirded out by that as he swears it's only for sexual gratification.
Respect my lack of authority.
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Probably cancel my YouTube subscription. (Best content on there.)
How many are actually dead in an average U.S.A. cemetery?
"Only you..."... what an IQ! I was laughing so hard I thought of you and that somewhat misogynistic song by the Platters.
(Remember don't get any perverted ideas.... and no I repeat NO! you can't hold my hand. 'nuff said.)
Last edited by Stehle; 11-27-2013 at 07:34 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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All of them.
Have you ever been to the Isle of Man?
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No, would like too.
Why are you sniffing my brothers shorts?
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I always sniff spirits before I drink them. Have you not heard of the date rape drug?
Do people only think of sex all the time?
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no, but it sure beats being board. (Notice the subtle jest at masturbation.)
Why are Softballs hard?
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they are hard, it is only the outer layer that is soft.
Why does a crab walk 'sideways'?
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Because that's the way their legs bend. Muscles work in pairs. A muscle can only retract, or pull; to lengthen again it must relax and be pulled back by another antagonistic muscle, BUT... I believe its because their cousins the lobsters walk straight and being undersea denizens like their cousins strive to be different, but not snobbish. (For a more visual of this please see or reference "The Little Mermaid" by Disney®)
Why do people sometimes say "it's raining cats & dogs out"?
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This is one of the best explanations I can find:-
You've heard of thatch roofs, well that's all they were. Thick straw, piled high, with no wood underneath. They were the only place for the little animals to get warm. So all the pets; dogs, cats and other small animals, mice, rats, bugs, all lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery so sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Thus the saying, "it's raining cats and dogs."
Why does ice form on the top of the water when that is the warmest area of water?
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