Pessimistic Optimist
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You'd be negative too, if you had to walk around looking like Sarah Jessica Parker all the time...Originally Posted by megabyteme
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Why are horses such negative animals?
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Why do monkeys fling poop & masturbate so much?
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. — P.J. O'Rourke
Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. — Robert A. Heinlein (1907-1988)
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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Good gawd she's fugly.
Skip to 0:30.
Because they can.Why do monkeys fling poop & masturbate so much?
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What's your favorite of the deadly sins?
Pessimistic Optimist
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Morgan Freeman, of course. He's the deadliest sin.
What's that smell?
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. — P.J. O'Rourke
Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. — Robert A. Heinlein (1907-1988)
Poster
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Your potty needs to be emptied
where did I leave my hearing aid, glasses etc?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
The hooker stole them along with your wallet.
What's for dinner?
Poster
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depends how much I make begging.
Is Kentucky still a dry state?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Poster
Actually no, it rained there yesterday.
What North American U.S. state is the southern most and what city makes that claim?
Last edited by Stehle; 01-20-2014 at 12:16 AM. Reason: A 2 parter!... do I get extra points?
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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Mexico.
...do they have "cities" there, or just old wooden buildings, tumbleweeds, and unnamed strangers passing through?
Poster
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they are building cities for the days when gringos start heading south.
Where is the land of milk and honey?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Poster
Wherever a cow lands with a bee hive up it's butt.
How much success is too much success?
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