no
Where can I find peace and quiet?
Poster
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no
Where can I find peace and quiet?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Poster
In a coffin. (...at a funeral parlor of course.)
Why do we watch The Olympics?
“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
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because it is better than listening to the radio,
why is electricity invisible?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
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If it were visible... that in in itself would be shocking. (Actually it is... can't YOU see it?)
Why does a compasse's dial always point north?
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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Because it is a VERY linear thinker. *guff Gauss*
Why does time go so quickly during fun, but goes soooo slow when life sucks?
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Helter Skelter
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because when you stop and look around, this life is pretty amazing
Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
Old shit was here. Now it's gone.
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Because were not idiots. (like some people I know)
How many time do you need to repeat something before you learn from it?
“Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
Judging from his post count, at least 514.
Why aren't people created equal?
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They are, but their actions through out their lives may cause differences.
Why do we need rules?
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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Rules make governments, corporations, and management-types feel important.
We wouldn't want to hurt their sense of worth, would we?
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