Tom Cruise Scientology Video Hits the Web

**Barbarossa** · 01-18-2008, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by BawA

heck i thought video would show the birth giving of their child which would meant lots of vagina

The thing about childbirth is that the vag is stretched to the size of a beach ball, and quite often splits resulting in loads of bleeding and wotnot.

Also a baby comes out.

Whatever floats your boat

**Biggles** · 01-18-2008, 12:24 PM

I wonder if Scientologists do the "Clear" thing with the electric paddles as a sort of in-joke?

Sorry I find it really hard to take it seriously. Hubbards boat with all the hotpanted lovelies sounds well cool though. He was obviously not all daft

**clocker** · 01-18-2008, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by Biggles

Hubbards boat with all the hotpanted lovelies sounds well cool though. He was obviously not all daft

L. Ron was a genius in the vein of P.T. Barnum and Charles Ponzi- all his marbles were accounted for, thank you very much.

I have to wonder what could possibly be missing from TC's life that Scientology seemed like a good idea.
Maybe he was turned down by The Church of Yoda...

**100%** · 01-18-2008, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by j2k4

"Travelling the world"..."we're here to help"..."we can do anything"..."confronting and shattering suppression"..."I gotta do more"..."I wanna know I've done everything I could"...

Give this asshole directions to Jerusalem and the Gaza Strip.

if only..
as a part time job he should write speeches for bush, he seems.. more personal yet on the same generalisation level, with a touch of hope.

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

the x-files was a documentary.

No it is not, it is a depiction of a real events done with actors.

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

The thing about childbirth is that the vag is stretched to the size of a beach ball, and quite often splits resulting in loads of bleeding and wotnot.

Also a baby comes out.

Nice visuals fx there barbs

Originally Posted by Biggles

I wonder if Scientologists do the "Clear" thing with the electric paddles as a sort of in-joke?

if only...

**peat moss** · 01-19-2008, 04:18 AM

I see at lest the dumb fucks gave up movie making , John Travolta's Battle field Earth was very pain full . Johny Revolting also had a A Scientology Information Film in 1996 that bombed .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orientation_%28film%29