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    angryghost's Avatar Get In Ma BELLY! BT Rep: +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55BT Rep +55
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    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first time. Of course, the boy is ecstatic.

    He takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy patiently. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

    Time passes, and MORE time. Finally, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." He hisses back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"


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    delimare's Avatar Polyamorous BT Rep: +2
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    Busted....

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    Aaxel21's Avatar AHHHHH!
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    Man I bet thats awkward
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    Lol i can imagine that happening

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    Lol! "..had no idea you were this religious..." part made me crack up badly

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    "I had no idea your father was a Pharmacist" cracked me up
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    lol



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    I'll bet he would say I got those condom packs for my father when asked by her father.
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    well i might be wrong but i doubt that he had sex that night

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