Photoshop FTW!

[Squeamous]

I've just thought of something. I wonder if anyone's ever given themselves a ball-wank. You know, like a tit wank but with their own balls. I'm guessing they'd have to have a really small cock like Fat Elvis there, or a really big set of dooberries.

[Snee]

Unless someone has a seriously elastic sack, that sounds anatomically impossible Or at the very least, not worth it.

[Squeamous]

Well when you get older it starts to sag you know. If only Biggles were here to confirm it.....

[Something Else]

The pain would out-do the pleasure.

[Squeamous]

Really? They're that sensitive?

Balls are weird. My OH got bitten on the sack a while ago by one of our rats. He sort of launched himself (the rat not my OH) teeth-first and then ran away. It was quite the hit and run. I was dabbing TCP on him and the whole area was kind of pulsating and writhing. It was like looking at an alien brain, or like something was crawling around in there .

[Snee]

They are that sensitive

A good kick, or punch, to the groin can make you want to puke. Just having them squeezed can be achy.

[Snee]

I had a girl kick me in the nuts, once. Not just a knee or owt like. But a proper straight-leg footballer (which she played) type of kick.

Took fucking ages just to get out of the fetal position I curled up in on the ground after, like.



She did it for shits and giggles, like.

[WarrenBuffet]

I had a girl kick me in the nuts, once. Not just a knee or owt like. But a proper straight-leg footballer (which she played) type of kick.

Took fucking ages just to get out of the fetal position I curled up in on the ground after, like.



She did it for shits and giggles, like.

did you pimp slap her too death afterwards?

[Squeamous]

They are a bit temperamental aren't they? I never know what mood they're in so I try to stay away from them to be on the safe side . Mind you, breasts can be like that depending on the time of month. Although that doesn't seem to stop blokes .

[Squeamous]

I had a girl kick me in the nuts, once. Not just a knee or owt like. But a proper straight-leg footballer (which she played) type of kick.

Took fucking ages just to get out of the fetal position I curled up in on the ground after, like.



She did it for shits and giggles, like.

OMG! That's awful. Did you head-butt her in the tits when you'd finally got up?