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    This is some scary stuff. It's like a huge conspiracy, isn't it.
    I had thought that perhaps people were taken by an anti-filesharing group and forced to listened to autotuned ABBA for the rest of forever.

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    I'm back. The downside is that I'm also old now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stellar View Post
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    This is some scary stuff. It's like a huge conspiracy, isn't it.
    I had thought that perhaps people were taken by an anti-filesharing group and forced to listened to autotuned ABBA for the rest of forever.
    yeah it is , one shall be careful about the people they talk, anyone is a suspect here, always watch your back, otherwise, you might end up lying in the dungeons of filesharingtalk, it is a place in which anti filesharing group probably hides people there because it is the last place members here would look into. We can initiate a rescue mission, but we need more members. We need a hot chick to distract, an alcoholic, a poker player n a clown i guess dunno if we need more though
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    We also need a crazy airplane pilot. I don't know why, but we do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stellar View Post
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    We also need a crazy airplane pilot. I don't know why, but we do.
    maybe a dwarf? or even nano humans? because only then a small plane in a building would be useful, otherwise we cant actually use the plane in the dungeon now can we? You shall look for nano humans around here.
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    But if they're nano humans, how can I see them? My eyesight is awful poor. Perhaos I can get ahold of some sort of heat-sensitive device to locate them.
    Pilots are good for things other than flying, such as getting drunk and passing out at dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stellar View Post
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    But if they're nano humans, how can I see them? My eyesight is awful poor. Perhaos I can get ahold of some sort of heat-sensitive device to locate them.
    Pilots are good for things other than flying, such as getting drunk and passing out at dinner.
    we already have an alcoholic, we dont need pilots to get them drunk, porn stars would work though, we can also use them for the celebrations after we rescued our file sharer friends.

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    I think porn stars can be lured in by simply telling them we're making the biggest porno ever and that they will be paid a huge sum for their participation.
    We probably need a very angry man, too. He cracks under pressure. There's always one of those in the rescue movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stellar View Post
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    I think porn stars can be lured in by simply telling them we're making the biggest porno ever and that they will be paid a huge sum for their participation.
    We probably need a very angry man, too. He cracks under pressure. There's always one of those in the rescue movies.
    however, how are we to convince them that we have money? I am broke, at least we need to buy some shiny suit watch or something to convince them that we can pay for the money. I even dont have the money for the clothes like . We should have a minor money operation before the real one.
    hmm angry man might help. But how are we to find one? Shall we try newspapers to find one angry man? Maybe we can use a machine to extract movie characters from 12 angry men, i think that was it, never watched the movie though xD they are supposed to be angry right?

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    I have some gold spray paint lying around. We could melt some doorknobs and fashion that into some sort of object and paint it gold.

    One would assume any old man would be bitter an angry... because he's old.

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