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    its from the digg comments on an article about virgin sex.

    Yeah don't ever, EVER, go down on a girl after fucking with a condom on. Taste/smell of pussy juice + latex is a disgusting thing
    I hate the smell of stanky pussy. I hate how it sticks to my hands and wont come off after washing them five times either, especially when I forget about it and I'm eating something later and it just fly-kicks me right in the face and puts me off my food.
    Myself, I actually learned about sex from watching neighborhood dogs. I think the most important thing I learned was .. no matter how hard the girl tries to shake you off, don't let go of her leg.
    "Someone may let out a fart right in the middle of things.
    Sometimes when you pull out and she changes positions she'll fart out her vagina (queefing).

    Also worth noting... spitting directly on a woman's asshole rarely goes as well as it does in porn.
    I was told everything i needed to know about sex. Wear a rubber
    heres another tip, if your having sex and the girls on top you can't get her pregnant its just gravity
    "I've never had sex under the sheets. They just get in the way."

    on my last girlfriend (i wasn't really into her), I had to imagine she was a hooker I ordered and I was paying her to fuck her. And for certain prices, she would let me do certain things, and that she had several customers. Fucked up, but true.
    "After putting on a condom you may need to jerk yourself off for a second to get it a bit harder before you stick it in her."
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    ok and the final one

    If you have anal sex you may get some poo on your dick."


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    Myself, I actually learned about sex from watching neighborhood dogs. I think the most important thing I learned was .. no matter how hard the girl tries to shake you off, don't let go of her leg.
    hahhah

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    Quote:
    Yeah don't ever, EVER, go down on a girl after fucking with a condom on. Taste/smell of pussy juice + latex is a disgusting thing
    Not if you use a flavored condom.....I like strawberry


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    I prefer strawberry banana.
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    No, wait...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZaZu View Post
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    Yeah don't ever, EVER, go down on a girl after fucking with a condom on. Taste/smell of pussy juice + latex is a disgusting thing
    Not if you use a flavored condom.....I like strawberry
    So you like the taste of condom.

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    So you like the taste of condom
    i just have the same thought
    on my last girlfriend (i wasn't really into her), I had to imagine she was a hooker I ordered and I was paying her to fuck her. And for certain prices, she would let me do certain things, and that she had several customers.

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