How do you express your love for some one?

[manker]

It's anal sex for a while (maybe 10-15 mins - I duno, maybe longer, 'til he is on the brink anyhow), then you whip his cawk from out of your arse and fellate him to orgasm.

srsly.

If someone I was sexing did that, I'd find her a wee bit of a turnoff.

Yea ... I said exactly the same thing a few posts down from the one you replied to, like.


But at least I know you've gawt my back

[Squeamous]

I think the crux of his point is that sometimes it's not enough to love, sometimes you have to eat the person to truly experience what they are. That's what I think anyway.

....but with a proper side salad and accompaniments - nothing uncivilised.

There are a lot of scary, weird blokes on this board Biggy.

[manker]

Very true.
Although you're the one who has brought up cannibalism twice for no apparent reason

[Squeamous]

srsly.

If someone I was sexing did that, I'd find her a wee bit of a turnoff.

I'm funny about hygiene that way.

If she was enjoying it the least you could do would be grin and bear it. Although I've never met a woman who would. Not for nothing anyway.

[Squeamous]

Very true.
Although you're the one who has brought up cannibalism twice for no apparent reason

It just seemed like the right thing to do

[chalice]

Very true.
Although you're the one who has brought up cannibalism twice for no apparent reason

Must be indigestion.

Rappers tend to repeat on me.

[manker]

srsly.

If someone I was sexing did that, I'd find her a wee bit of a turnoff.

I'm funny about hygiene that way.

If she was enjoying it the least you could do would be grin and bear it. Although I've never met a woman who would. Not for nothing anyway.

Ah, but you never know what a naked woman who is alone with someone she is intensely turned on by is prepared to do when confronted by the twin force of charm and fine liquor.

... unless, of course, you have experience in such matters

[Biggles]

....but with a proper side salad and accompaniments - nothing uncivilised.

There are a lot of scary, weird blokes on this board Biggy.

That's fo sho

(I always sound Pakistani/Welsh when I do that)

Luckily we have Manker, Snee, Mulder and Bo to keep things real.

[Squeamous]

Ah, but you never know what a naked woman who is alone with someone she is intensely turned on by is prepared to do when confronted by the twin force of charm and fine liquor.

... unless, of course, you have experience in such matters

I'm saying nothing! Except to say, perhaps you're right.

[manker]

Absolute quality.

Part-time lesbians >*